Honestly, I don't think any of us were ready for this. Godney Spears has released the video for her current single, off her untitled 8th album due out in December, "Work B**ch"! After yelling "BEN MOOOOR!" for weeks, the visual finally premiered last night and did NOT disappoint. Let's work it out:
- Desertney - Britney returns to the desert after her big GMA announcement a few weeks back. We get a little Poseney, Perfumeney, and the long awaited...DANCENEY! DO YOU SEE THOSE BICYCLE KICKS? THE FLOOROGRAPHY?! THAT BOD-AY?! YES BRITNEY YES.
- Clubney - theres a club sequence looking locale where Miss Spears cracks out some choreo, but also her legendary armography. It wouldn't be a Britney video without some fierce arm movements. THOSE SHOULDER POPS TOO. YASSS.
- S&Mney - obviously a nod to her duet with Riri, Britney brings on some S&M visuals here. Whether she's got her horse crop (obvi a reference to the "Radar" video) or gagging you with a Beats Pill, Britney means business. I mean she whipped a girl and she flew 5 feet backwards. NOW GET TO WORK, BITCH.
- Oasisney - Britney then takes time to relax near a big white wall. Here, she seductively slides down walls, drops it low, and even takes time to whip a dancer so she can get to work (slave driverney???). Theres also a second piece where Britney stands in the sand whipping her hair in a door opening and it's everything.
- Aquaney: Britney decided to up the ante by standing in the middle of a pool on a pedestal in a dress. Now you may think, why is this a big deal? UH BECAUSE SHE IS SURROUNDED BY SHARKS. WAT. REFERENCE TO HER LIFE??? REFERENCE TO VEGAS (CARD SHARKS)?? WHO KNOWS. All I know is that she is obviously training to be a water bender and looks absolutely fierce doing it.
Overall, this video is flawless and well worth the wait. Bow down.
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