New Song: Britney Spears' "Work Bitch"!

As I sit here watching a football game, the Holy Spearit decided to intervene my bro time and come out with the radio premiere of her new single "WORK BITCH"! If you weren't up at 7 AM (aka me) it leaked. So what's a pop queen to do? Obviously move up the premiere of her single 24 hours early. And it'll be on iTunes tonight. (Doesn't this sound like a POP EMERGENCY??? I'm just saying: Queens thinks alike.) BLESS.

At first, I wasn't about this single too much. I called it going to be "Scream and Shout"-esque since its produced by them same people behind that. But this song turns out to be a dance smash! And even an empowering anthem of 2013. You want a hawt bowdy? A Boo-gah-ti? Sippin MAHTINIS? YOU BETTER WORK BITCH. Britney isn't playing around. You know you'll put this on your gym playlist or stomp around running errands to it. Into this.

Thoughts?